Aliens

They sit next to you, almost ever time just behind you, they are always there when you talking to your friends on phone, they eat like u,with u(sometimes) but they behave in a different manner.. Sometimes they talk in a certain language which is not easily understandable.. That’s when I got my first clue they cant be earthlings.. Definitely not homo sapiens. if they were then how could they have a plan to ruin all your happy hours.. How can they come with some strange problem exactly at the time when u want to go home? or how can a emergency project come and have your leave cancelled when you had already informed months in advance…How for gods sake can they sit just next to u and know very less then u technically and still be your “BOSS”. How god can he make my beautiful life so miserable and still convince me that I am being paid more than what I deserve? I think that’s what make him my boss.To convey all the bad things in such a way that it seems that he is actually concerned about me and my Job ...They are so good at taking all the Compliments for the good work u do and extremely good at blaming you for the bad work they do, you sometimes wonder which great business school teaches that skill. But then aren’t there any good bosses at all… no no its not like that there are some great bosses like my boss.. he is superb, just great, I mean I am one of those luck few, very few who has a great boss..
P.S: The last three sentences are written in case my boss reads it.I don’t want to spoil my next appraisal :)