Finally I have understood the reason for the Bad season India is Having in England…. I will give you a clue.. think about it , No its not the injuries.. No Its not BCCI.. No its not even Lalit Modi. Just because he is in England you cannot blame everything on him… After my extensive analysis I have come to this conclusion.. Although the evidences are circumstantial I think you would agree with me…
Now think about it, Who would benefit the most if India was having a bad season.. Think hard.. Definitely not the players, If they don’t play well their AD rates will decrease so cant be them.. NO Not the BCCI, If they keep losing how will Pawar sponsor his next election campaign..
This is done by a group of People who hate Indian cricket..
Lets go back a few months when India won the world cup the Entire India Rejoiced… Men rejoiced for having another reason to get high and Women rejoiced thinking that after a month long no sas bhau serial they can have the remote back and Girls rejoiced thinking that they can at least now spend some ‘Quality time’ like Shopping(they shop u pay and carry the bags) and listen to what their friend did to some other friend and so on..
But little did they know that IPL was coming.. and all these Female species dreams were started.. off course they taught IPL was better cause it had all those useless Bollywood stars coming.. Little did they know that Gayle would hog the limelight instead of some KHAN… But somehow these species tolerated it.. Ipl was over.. hope was on the horizon.. will it happen..
BCCI had a devilish plan to take another month away from them with a tour that had test matches.. which I am sure 90% of these species did not understand… that’s it they got fed up and this is what I think they did…
All these species came together and formed a Union headed by Probably Ekta Kapoor and headed of to Mallu land and did some Black magic and Gave it to Shreshanth.. Poor unsuspecting guy thought it was Toddy and drank it happily…The effect it was there for all to see.. No theatrics no dance no nothing, the ball did not swing nor did it zip .. when asked by a shocked Rai Shastri he said he had gone spiritual.. Ah... These devious plans… And then it spread first to Zahir who shared the Ball… and then to the whole team which shared the Ball, Room and Bat… And when Sachin tried to fit into Shreeshanths Shoes so he could bowl some overs, his toe got injured.. his toe.?? How did Rahul Survive… Simple Ekta and her species just like everybody else underestimated him, My sources say that the Mallu magician told.. ‘How can a man who was not in the world cup squad be playing at all.’ And my source added, You know he is quite cute…
And as a long term solution I have also learned from my sources that they have decided to ask for a 50% reservation in BCCI governing body and also plan to get elected Mayawathi as BCCI president. Ms Mayawathi has also stared the campaigning in style by declaring the ‘Golden Boot’ award for the player who gets her most Shoes from tours!!!
What a plan, I know from credible sources that this plan was co sponsored by Shop owners association, Commercial street Bangalore and Vodafone.
Finally I wish to Thank my sources Ms L and Ms M…..
Now think about it, Who would benefit the most if India was having a bad season.. Think hard.. Definitely not the players, If they don’t play well their AD rates will decrease so cant be them.. NO Not the BCCI, If they keep losing how will Pawar sponsor his next election campaign..
This is done by a group of People who hate Indian cricket..
Lets go back a few months when India won the world cup the Entire India Rejoiced… Men rejoiced for having another reason to get high and Women rejoiced thinking that after a month long no sas bhau serial they can have the remote back and Girls rejoiced thinking that they can at least now spend some ‘Quality time’ like Shopping(they shop u pay and carry the bags) and listen to what their friend did to some other friend and so on..
But little did they know that IPL was coming.. and all these Female species dreams were started.. off course they taught IPL was better cause it had all those useless Bollywood stars coming.. Little did they know that Gayle would hog the limelight instead of some KHAN… But somehow these species tolerated it.. Ipl was over.. hope was on the horizon.. will it happen..
BCCI had a devilish plan to take another month away from them with a tour that had test matches.. which I am sure 90% of these species did not understand… that’s it they got fed up and this is what I think they did…
All these species came together and formed a Union headed by Probably Ekta Kapoor and headed of to Mallu land and did some Black magic and Gave it to Shreshanth.. Poor unsuspecting guy thought it was Toddy and drank it happily…The effect it was there for all to see.. No theatrics no dance no nothing, the ball did not swing nor did it zip .. when asked by a shocked Rai Shastri he said he had gone spiritual.. Ah... These devious plans… And then it spread first to Zahir who shared the Ball… and then to the whole team which shared the Ball, Room and Bat… And when Sachin tried to fit into Shreeshanths Shoes so he could bowl some overs, his toe got injured.. his toe.?? How did Rahul Survive… Simple Ekta and her species just like everybody else underestimated him, My sources say that the Mallu magician told.. ‘How can a man who was not in the world cup squad be playing at all.’ And my source added, You know he is quite cute…
And as a long term solution I have also learned from my sources that they have decided to ask for a 50% reservation in BCCI governing body and also plan to get elected Mayawathi as BCCI president. Ms Mayawathi has also stared the campaigning in style by declaring the ‘Golden Boot’ award for the player who gets her most Shoes from tours!!!
What a plan, I know from credible sources that this plan was co sponsored by Shop owners association, Commercial street Bangalore and Vodafone.
Finally I wish to Thank my sources Ms L and Ms M…..
4 comments:
Lol :D
ha ha ha... :o)
So if u want India to win....keep Ms L happy...;)
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